Designer Vagina

Muffs & Stuff

2008-08-11T01:05:00.002+10:00

It's the beginning of August, and I'm happy to report that the designer vagina is in my Gynae Oncologists words, 'looking gooooood'. Yeah, I know :) Last week I had a colposcopy as I had an abnormal smear. I decided a long time ago that speculums are horrible pieces of equipment. So much so, they remind me of the jaws of an animal trap. How's that for a visual? The jaws of death inserted (shoved) up your yin yang.

The doc took a biopsy from my cervix, which included having a whole lot of cotton balls dipped in medical grade vinegar and inserted into the designer vargeen. Oh yes, it stung. Vinegar on genitalia = searing pain, but you haven't got a choice other than to suck it up and try and go to your happy place ...

I get the results this week, and am quietly confident that I'll not need any other intervention, just six monthly paps. Girls, if you haven't had a cunt smear done, get to it. Yes, it's uncomfortable, but it can and will save your life (and uphold the integrity of your yin yang). The message is clear - get papped!

Clear By Design logo

2008-03-18T13:32:00.001+10:00

Thanks so much to Dan Fidler from Clear By Design www.clearbydesign.com.au for the vag-tastic logo! Dan is already an established graphic designer, but watch out for him - he's a talent to be reckoned with.

a moment of intensity

2008-03-13T18:22:00.000+10:00

A photograph of my sister Nikki, holding my hand while I was in a coma* in Intensive Care after my vag-tastic cancer surgery ...

*not alcohol induced

Designer Vagina ...

2008-03-13T17:48:00.000+10:00

Yes, I have one. Not by choice, but I see that women now have the option of having a procedure called 'vaginal rejuvenation'. WTF? I saw it the other day on a plastic surgery clinic's 'menu'. If your bits are mangled after a traumatic childbirth, then that to me, is justified. I just can't understand why women would undergo a 'rejuvenation' due to vanity ... vulva vanity.